Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London's Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport's PA system.
These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results. In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on.
Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.
Looks
Like… | Reads Like… |
Arheddis
Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed | I
hate this fucking job, and I will be fired |
Arhevbin
Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie | I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody |
Aynayda
Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest | I need
a piss quick, and my legs are crossed |
Awul
Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet | Oo-ah,
that feels better and now I need a shit |
Makollig
Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted | My
colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard |
Steelaygot
Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee | Still,
I got my own back and took a piss in his tea |
Henrisch™ 2004 